they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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