Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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