Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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