the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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