This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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