spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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