stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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