Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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