im holly from the hills drunk
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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