Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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