but the lizard people decide everything anyway
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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