Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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