Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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