well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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