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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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