STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
one might say we're banned from that church
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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