fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
