I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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