i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
handjob tips. give me some.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.