if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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