Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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