I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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