Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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