Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I have post one night stand depression
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