ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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