Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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