Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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