The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think I have vodka in my lungs
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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