We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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