I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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