the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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