How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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