sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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