Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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