bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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