my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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