i wish there were pregnant emoticons
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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