Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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