He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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