Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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