I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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