talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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