Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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