Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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