I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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