dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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