I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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