Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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