Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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