i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
only if we run a train.
done.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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