these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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