In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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