I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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