I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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