I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
