did you get engaged???
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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