Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Randomize
