hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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