I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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