it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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