she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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